Mostly to show them what a pathetic wimp you are. [It is definitely on purpose, and he is definitely smirking right now as he takes his seat.] Sit down, ya drama queen. She has to come back to serve you anyway - unless she’s so put off she asks to switch with that guy.

[He nods in the direction of a large, very hairy young man with a face that Iwa’s mother would probably call “unfortunate looking”.] You could take him home instead. I’ll leave you two to your privacy.