Iwa-chan! [Tooru gasps, sounding thoroughly scandalized and pretending to rub at the spot on his head.] What will people think of you treating your friends like this? Imagine what a bad impression you're giving our new neighbors!

[And yet, he's not fazed at all, smirking at Iwaizumi before slurping up more noodles like he wasn't just chastised for it.]

Hm. You do have good ideas, though, so I guess I'll forgive you~ Let's have the sake tonight!