[The outrage! Tooru would be gasping in offense if he weren't too busy flailing and making indignant noises he'd never make in front of the team. He has a reputation to uphold.]

Iwa-chan, not the hair! [Somehow he manages to squirm away, valiantly attempting to fix it without looking in a mirror. Tooru pouts outrageously, despite knowing it's 0% effective against the person he's trying to use it against.]

I just finished styling it! Hmph, I was going to offer to buy lunch for both of us, but I've changed my mind.