Yeah, whatever. [Iwaizumi sighs, puts his hands on his knees as he pushes himself up from the ground, then grabs Oikawa’s collar, pulls him along with him.] Quit bitching and come with me. I saw a place on the way in I wanna try.

[That’s not a suggestion, by the way, he feels like saying, but he won’t, because the truth is that they’ll end up going wherever Oikawa wants to anyway, and Iwaizumi is just fine with that.] Why are you so whiny, anyway? Your hair looks the same no matter what you do to it.