bluecastleace | PSL/Meme Continuation Post

and you wonder why i won't tell you!!

you're delaying the inevitable tooru

[It's possible that he's calmed down enough to just be fucking with him at this point, but is that a gamble Oikawa wants to take? Hm?]

[ it sounds like a Trap, thanks.

but thank god he's dumb enough to egg him on still. ]

i thought you knew all my hiding places, huh??

guess you don't.

[Two loud knocks on the door of the back hall closet.]

come out shittykawa I got a present for you

[He could be wrong about the location, and that's fine, because he does know all his hiding places, and he will find him eventually - but he's got a good feeling about this closet. He presses his ear against the door to listen for either snickering or startled sounds.]

[ two loud knocks on the door of the closet he's in and he realizes he really does have to start getting creative with the places he chooses to hide. hajime knows him way too well and he's going to die over muffins versus cupcakes. great.

you bet he tries to be as quiet as humanly possible, but he still maybe almost knocks over a rain boot. he hates this closet. ]

i don't want your present, iwachan.

The way I see it, you have two options.

[He says this through the closet door. The rain boot has betrayed Oikawa.

[He texts the rest.]

1. Exit the closet and face me like a man

2. I kick the door down and you take collateral damage before the ass beating

[ yeah, okay, he clearly underestimated the importance of that rain boot and it's on the chopping block now, thanks. excuse him as he opens the door enough to peek at out hajime, pulling a face. ]

You can't just kick the door down. That's dumb.

[ because it's not like they don't do this at least once a week. ]

[Oikawa is met with a graciously gentle shoe to the face. He pushes down with it,
not enough to hurt him, but enough to get the point across (and maybe mess up his hair a little).]

Open up, Princess. Like hell I wouldn't find you.

[He sounds calm enough though. Half the fun is making him squirm. If Oikawa will budge, he'll push himself into the closet and put him in a friendly headlock, further mussing up his hair with his fist. Either way, Iwaizumi's next words are:]

You're a little shit, you know that? Why you always gotta go pissing me off, huh?

[ the fact he's more concerned about his hair than his face probably says something about oikawa that he isn't ready to admit to himself, but whatever. once hajime wiggles himself into the closet, his main objective is to get out of that headlock, tugging at his arm.

he absolutely whines like a toddler because of it. ]

You were pissed about muffins and cupcakes, of all things! Who gets mad about those?

[The headlock tightens, the hair ruffling increases. He growls in his partner's ear:]

Who the hell started it, Shittykawa? Huh? Was it me? Cause I don't remember starting it.

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sorry for being slow!!

no worries at all!

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