[ yeah, okay, he clearly underestimated the importance of that rain boot and it's on the chopping block now, thanks. excuse him as he opens the door enough to peek at out hajime, pulling a face. ]
You can't just kick the door down. That's dumb.
[ because it's not like they don't do this at least once a week. ]
my plurk is in the profile if you'd like to exchange btw!
[Oikawa is met with a graciously gentle shoe to the face. He pushes down with it, not enough to hurt him, but enough to get the point across (and maybe mess up his hair a little).]
Open up, Princess. Like hell I wouldn't find you.
[He sounds calm enough though. Half the fun is making him squirm. If Oikawa will budge, he'll push himself into the closet and put him in a friendly headlock, further mussing up his hair with his fist. Either way, Iwaizumi's next words are:]
You're a little shit, you know that? Why you always gotta go pissing me off, huh?
[ the fact he's more concerned about his hair than his face probably says something about oikawa that he isn't ready to admit to himself, but whatever. once hajime wiggles himself into the closet, his main objective is to get out of that headlock, tugging at his arm.
he absolutely whines like a toddler because of it. ]
You were pissed about muffins and cupcakes, of all things! Who gets mad about those?
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[He says this through the closet door. The rain boot has betrayed Oikawa.
[He texts the rest.]
1. Exit the closet and face me like a man
2. I kick the door down and you take collateral damage before the ass beating
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You can't just kick the door down. That's dumb.
[ because it's not like they don't do this at least once a week. ]
my plurk is in the profile if you'd like to exchange btw!
not enough to hurt him, but enough to get the point across (and maybe mess up his hair a little).]
Open up, Princess. Like hell I wouldn't find you.
[He sounds calm enough though. Half the fun is making him squirm. If Oikawa will budge, he'll push himself into the closet and put him in a friendly headlock, further mussing up his hair with his fist. Either way, Iwaizumi's next words are:]
You're a little shit, you know that? Why you always gotta go pissing me off, huh?
adding you rn!!
he absolutely whines like a toddler because of it. ]
You were pissed about muffins and cupcakes, of all things! Who gets mad about those?
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Who the hell started it, Shittykawa? Huh? Was it me? Cause I don't remember starting it.