[That would be the worst news of Oikawa's entire life, but he'd also want to respect it - yes, he should probably respect Iwa's wishes regardless, but just being a prude isn't as important as this would be!]
Alright, I promise not to say anything else, cross my heart <333
Except you CAN tell me if there's something like that. I believe you that there isn't, just saying I wouldn't tease about things like that. I'm not a total jerk
[Oikawa's added a comfortable t-shirt, the kind that's been worn thin by years of washing machine abuse, to his lounge pants and house slippers. Fully dressed, right? Commando, sure, but fully dressed. He opens the door with a sheepish (and adorable) smile, immediately stepping back to give Iwaizumi space to enter.]
Hihi, Iwa-chan~. Are you in a game or movie mood? Ooh, and should we order some dinner?
[Laying it on medium-thick. Oikawa doesn't think Iwaizumi's angry, but he does think he went far enough with the teasing that the boy deserves some good treatment.]
tfln continuation
[That would be the worst news of Oikawa's entire life, but he'd also want to respect it - yes, he should probably respect Iwa's wishes regardless, but just being a prude isn't as important as this would be!]
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OR hearing about other people’s.
It’s lame.
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Except you CAN tell me if there's something like that. I believe you that there isn't, just saying I wouldn't tease about things like that. I'm not a total jerk
Now will you come over?
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I would fully kick your ass if I thought you were the type of guy to give somebody shit about that.
I’m already here stupid. Just come get the door.
Clothed.
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Hihi, Iwa-chan~. Are you in a game or movie mood? Ooh, and should we order some dinner?
[Laying it on medium-thick. Oikawa doesn't think Iwaizumi's angry, but he does think he went far enough with the teasing that the boy deserves some good treatment.]