[It’s okay, Virdi. Iwaizumi won’t call you out. He’s too busy being irritated that you two are even having this conversation right now.]

There are no details. He was lying in the middle of the floor being a prick, we started talking, I called him out, and he grabbed me—-

[Okay, so maybe there are some details. He sighs.]

He grabbed me and I wasn’t about to let him get away with that shit, so I lobbed my volleyball at his head. Shit escalated and I kicked him in the balls so he’d fuck off and leave me alone.

[He looks slightly less irritated as he relays the story, because Virdi clearly seems to be on his side, and it was pretty funny, but...it was no big deal, really!]

I don’t get why everyone’s still talking about it like it was some sort of all out brawl. He didn’t even get a hit in.