[At the word 'Goddess,' Viridi raises an eyebrow before dipping into a (almost certainly sarcastic) curtsy. All according to plan. She is training her future minions well!!]

Speaking of Goddess... I actually came here for a real reason!

Mortal! You have pleased me. ...Like, four weeks ago retroactively, but you know, it's the effort that matters. I have come to bestow upon you a boon beyond all human comprehension!

And, you know, give this a test run to see if you blow up or anything.