[”Hideous snake person” - how very comforting. Iwaizumi adjusts a little where he’s still sitting on the floor, leaning back on his arms and taking a glance around the gym. He can’t help but smile at Virdi’s clearly misguided explanation of volleyball (though receiving with your face is not technically an illegal move - just ask that number 10 from Karasuno).]

I think I see where you’re going with this, and while it’s...appreciated...[Choosing his words carefully, but not without a small smirk.] I play honestly. No boons necessary.

I’m not about to allow anyone else to use them either, so don’t go around offering.