Oh, it's super f - [somebody else in the gym takes this exact moment to smack the ball as hard as they can with a resounding 'crack'] up.

[She's rated E10+. ...Even though she committed genocide.]

But hey, whatever helps with those primal needs. Vent that anger on the court - or better yet, from the comfort of your sofa looking at a screen! Sportsball is the opiate of the masses.

As for me, my talents lie more in heckling.